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What is today's date? – June 14, 2015.


What time is it right now?
 – 6:10am; and no, I didn't just wake up.


PERSONAL DETAILS

Nicknames – I mostly go by Micki from my middle name, Michelle.   Besides from that I don't really have any nicknames, unless you count stupid nicknames that my son calls me.

Where do you live? 
– 
South Australia A.K.A Hell.

What's your age? 
– 
13, turning 14 in sixteen days!!!

Hair colou
– Brown.  Kinda burgundy from when I dyed it ages ago.

Eye col
our – Caramel brown with swirls of chocolatey goodness.  They look great but can't see shit.

Height
 – I 'unno I'm about 5'6".  


Shoe size -
I haven't gone shopping for shoes since the Vietnamese war so I have no idea. 


Date of Birth 
– June 30, 2001.


What's your star sign? 
– Cancer


How many siblings?
 – None.  I was an angel as a baby so my parents thought it'd be wise to accept the blessing and not try their luck.
 

How many pets? 
– Two eternal puppies, both turning 9 years old.  The girl's called Hairy and she's absolutely beautiful, and her smelly, snuffling brother's called Scrap; he's gross, kinda grumpy and growls at me, but he is adorable.   Also two cats; a big fluffy motherfucker called Ollie, who's my baby, and little shit extordinaire Munchkin, who detests any sort of affection and only acts nicely to you when he wants food or warmth.  He also bites ankles, knees, ears, noses and eyebrows to get your attention.


Obsessions?
 - DRAMAtical Murder, Penatatonix, Pokemon, Vocaloid and Steven's Universe.  Also really like No. 6, Free! and Haikyuu!! and I've been playing a lot of solitaire recently.


Bad habits? 
– I play with my teeth.  A lot.  One of my top front teeth is forward a bit more and the opposite of my bottom teeth is forward, and it really bothers me.   I also tend to crack my knuckles when people are talking to me but I'm not paying attention, or if I'm thinking about something really hard.


Phobias? 
– I have ophidiophobia, the fear of snakes. Which, really, is warranted considering I live in Australia.  I'm also scared of falling, and have like no fucking courage when it comes to horror movies and games. 


ABOUT YOU

What makes you happy?
 – Uhhh, listening to music's a big thing for me.  Singing, writing lyrics (just writing in general really) and playing games are big cheer-ups for me.   Drawing kinda makes me disheartened so I don't do it so often.  I also vent through poetry and such.  Talking to a friend helps me.


What really irritates you? 
– Seriously?  People who don't give others a second chance, and people that judge others without knowing what kind of battle they're fighting, or what they're struggling with.   Especially when they're quick to judge, and declare someone's a bad person after knowing them like three weeks.  Seriously; give people a chance.   I mean, yeah, if you bully me or attack me I'll be pissed, and I'll state my opinion, but I won't say you're horrid or a bitch if I don't know you.  


What makes you sad? 
– Society.  Life.  My lack of accomplishments.  Me.  Tokyo Ghoul Alpha Root.  A lot of things.


What makes you angry?
 – See above.


What makes you scared?
 – I'm a really insecure person; like, seriously insecure.  I tend to jump to the worst conclusions and that makes me anxious and upset, and can often cause me to lose sleep for weeks and weeks.  When people don't communicate with me properly it tends to fuck with me; especially those I really care about.  I also get scared and worried when someone just stops talking to me out of nowhere.


Who is your best friend? – Excuse you, I have multiple best friends.   Quite a few actually.   There's my son (MagicalSpackles), my wife (missiefish), Princess Blobfish A.K.A Joey (PoetryMonster p sure she's abandoned this tho), BUBBSIES (iBubbs), my senpai who I'm like 95% sure doesn't come on here anymore and the ho that is my nee-chan (TheAirest).  I'M SORRY IF I FORGOT ANYONE.

Ever broken a bone? – Lol no I don't move enough for that shit.  I've dislocated my knee cap before, but that's pretty much it.

What's the best advice you've ever received? –

What was the last CD you bought? – Uhhhhh this is hard because I haven't been into American music for ages, so I haven't bought anything recently.   I think it was a Birdie album???  That or Ed Sheeran, I don't know.

What was the last book you read? Attack on Titan Colossal Edition.   

Who was the last person you spoke to? – Hoeston.

What was the last thing you ate? – Chicken-flavoured EasyMac.

What was the last thing you drank? – Sunkist.

What's the best thing you've ever bought? – My cuddle u pillow.  It's fucking magical.

What's the worst thing you've ever bought? – I bought a $3 rip-off Barbie for MagicalSpackles but she rejected it, so now it's kinda just lost in my room somewhere and I'm afraid it'll murder me in my sleep.

What's the best thing you've ever been given? – Oh god that's actually kinda personal uhh. It was a dumb promise, a really dumb, sappy promise, but I still really like it and I want to see it through.  Basically someone I care about promised to kiss me one day and yep okay bye.

What's the worst thing you've ever been given? – A MY LITTLE PONY CRYSTAL RAINBOW CASTLE.  It was p neat bUT THE WAND THING YOU NEED TO OPEN IT STOPPED WORKING AND I LOST MY FAVOURITE PONY TO ITS JAWS.

What are your future goals? – Become a Vocaloid producer's kinda the biggest thing right now, but I also want to write novels as well.  Priority's probably just to get through school.

Describe your bedroom? – I'm too lazy so I'll just give y'all a picture I took of it like, 7 months ago.  Shit's changed since then, but not really that much; we just moved some furniture 'round and got a new desk.   

What's your most embarrassing moment? – Every second I'm in public's pretty embarrassing.

Who do you consider the most beautiful woman in the world? – Draw between Senpai & Joey because they're both ridiculously hot in different ways.

Who do you consider the most handsome man in the world? – See above.  They're both manly men and womanly women.

Favourite thing to do on a hot summers day? – Complain about how hot it is and walk around without pants on and the fan on the top setting.

Favourite thing to do on a snowy winters day? – Complain about how cold it is and sit down without pants on and the heater on the top setting.

If you were granted 3 wishes, what would they be? – 1. All my American friends live here now mmk, 2. gay marriage legalised EVERYWHERE and 3. unlimited, high-speed internet.

If you could go back in time to see or change something, when would it be and what would you do? – I literally wouldn't do shit because the majority of the past is crappy; both my own and the world's.  I might go back in time to relive some of the conversations I've had with friends online that've made me laugh, but that's it.

What's the first thing you think about when you wake up? – "Ew, life."

What exactly were you doing on September 11th as the terrorist attacks were being carried out in America? – That's classified.

Have you ever been in love? – Yes, and I currently am.

Do you believe in the after-life? – I don't believe in Heaven and Hell, but I believe in reincarnation.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? – Homeless in Siberia with a pet polkka-dotted purple and blue lion, making myself a living by selling the oil of a rare African plant rumoured to cure cancer.

If you could choose your own death, how would you go? – Oh god.  A part of me would want to die peacefully under the stars or something, or with someone I love, but the other side of me wants to know what it'd be like to jump off a skyscraper or burn to death.  I think I'll go with peacefully.

Would you ever consider having plastic surgery? – Lol no.

What's the funniest joke you've ever been told? – The chicken crossing the road to get to the other side one ALWAYS gets me, man.

Do you have any regrets in life? – Getting into anime.  Should've taken the advice "run, run and don't look back" when that weird looking dude wearing a Sailor Moon shirt told me to.

What advice would you give to a kid? – Regret when you're dead.

Any hidden talents? – I'm p good at picking up languages.

Is yours an 'innie' or 'outie'? – WOW okay this is SO disrespectful!!! As a social justice warrior I am offended that you would need me to class my belly button as anything other than a belly button!  What if I'm an innie but want to be an outie huh?  Ever thing of that?!  What if I don't identify with innies or outies?!  WHAT IF I WAS BORN WITH A HORRID DEFORMITY?   Honestly!  I'm willing to bet you're an innie who's flexing your innie privilege; only innies do that.   Yes I KNOW I myself am an innie, but I'm different!!!!111!one!!1! - tumblr

Last job? – I worked for Satan for a while back in the 666th century B.C., but it didn't really work out.

Dream job? – Getting paid heaps to do literally nothing.

Who is your hero? – I have quite heroes who've inspired me to do shit with my life. A few are Markiplier, Shane Dawson and Crusher-P.  

Describe yourself in 3 words: Loyal, busty memes.

FAVORITES

Favourite colour? – 50CC7B.

Favourite number? – It's a tie between 666 and 69.

Favourite animal? – CATS.  CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS.

Favourite sport (to play)? – Only sports I've ever really enjoyed playing ever would have to be volleyball and netball, and volleyball was more fun bc I got to hit people in the face with the ball.

Favourite sport (to watch)? – I only watch sports anime.

Favourite Show(s)? – How To Get Away With Murder, Forever, No. 6, Attack on Titan, Tokyo Ghoul, Haikyuu!!, Top Gear (British ver. ofc), and Steven's Universe.  The DMMd anime sucked balls; well, actually, it didn't suck balls--that's the problem.  The animation made me cry.

Favourite
 movies? - Marvel movies, a couple of sci-fi movies and the Harry Potter movies.  

Favourite band? – PENTATONIX PENTATONIX PENTATONIX PENTATONIX PENTATONIX.  DID I MENTION PENTATONIX?

Favourite song? – I have too many so I'll just say my top 10.  Love-Lost Elegy, Transparent Elegy, Meryu, Love Again, Royals cover by Pentatonix, Threadnation, Assault Mirage, Mono Poisoner, Streaming Heart and LUVORATORRRRRY.  

Favourite room in the house? – My room.

Favourite board game? – I prefer card games.

Favourite video games? – POKEMONPOKEMONPOKEMONPOKEMON.

Favourite PC game? – Binding of Isaac or the Sims 3.

Favourite food? – There are these really good sandwiches made at a nearby bakery they are God.

Favourite fast-food?
 – Subway. 


Favourite drink? – Fanta.

Favorite magazine? – Nintendo Magazine.

Favourite place? – My room.

Favourite cartoon/anime character? – How dare you make me choose between my sons and daughters.  How dare you.  

Favourite day(s) of the week? – Saturday.

Favourite day of the year? – My birthday yes I'm horrible sue me.

Favourite season? – Autumn.

Favourite holiday? – Christmas.

Favourite girls name? – Logan.  Fight me.

Favourite boys name? – Oliver.  

Favourite country? - Canada.

Favourite smell? – The smell of people screaming.

Favourite sound? - The laughs of ppl I love.

Favourite accent? – British tbh.

PREFERENCES

Coke or Pepsi? – Coke.

Pen or Pencil? – Pen. 

Day or Night? – Night.

Cat or Dog? – Cat.

Summer or Winter? – Winter.

T.V. or Radio? – TV.

Brains or Beauty? – Brains.

Cup or Mug? - Mug.

Tea or Coffee? - Coffee.

Gold or Silver? - Silver.

Brush or Comb? – Brush.

City or Country? – City.

Red or White wine? – I've only ever tasted white so.

Early or Late riser? - Late.

Blond or Brunette? – Brunette.

Scary or Romantic movies? – Romantic.

Board or Computer games? – Computer.

Half full or Half empty? – The glass is on the ground and empty 'coz my cat knocked it over.

Happy and poor or Sad and rich? – Happy and poor.

Glasses or Contacts? – Glasses. //does the megane thing w/ my glasses

Flowers or Chocolates? – Either I'll seriously love you if you do either.

Love or Money? – Love.

Hugs or Kisses? – Both at the same time yes.


RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

What are you wearing? – A bra and underwear.  That's it.

What's the latest news? – ABBA broke up recently.

What's the weather like? – No idea, I stay inside.

How do you feel? – Happy I finally have internet fucking finally.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...

Cried? – Oh my god I can't actuaLLY REMEMBER IS THIS THE MIRACULOUS PATH OF RECOVERY I'M ON?

Laughed? – Like an hour ago.

Swore? – Literally a second ago.

Lied? – Uhhhh, I can't actually remember.

Got drunk? – 1973.

Read a newspaper? – When mum and I were waiting for our pizza in a shop a while back.

Read your horoscope? – When mum and I were reading the newspaper while waiting for our pizza in a shop a while back.

Had a bath/shower? – 1973.

Had a cold? - A month ago.

Smiled at someone? – Five minutes ago when my dad walked in to say good morning.

Gave someone a cuddle? – Uhhhhhh?????  I give hugs a lot but if you mean like cuddly cuddle in bed romantic shit it'd be last year.

Said, 'I love you'? – Yesterday.

PEOPLE YOU KNOW

Who's the nicest? – Joey.

Who's the funniest? – Sparkleson is a fucking riot sometimes.  Then again, all my friends are.

Who's the most annoying? – Classified.

Who's the best looking? – Me.

Who's the weirdest? – Joey is an adorable ball of weird.

Who's the chattiest? – I know who the quietest ones are but not the chattiest, so I'm probably the chattiest.  Tara talks a whole fucking lot sometimes tho and I just stare in wonder and envy because that girl can pull a topic out her ass.

Who's the quietest? – Sparkleson's quiet af, as is senpai.

Who's the most outrageous? – Me.  I grab boobs a lot more often.

Who's the shyest? – Sparkleson.

Who's the kindest? – Missie.

Who's the idiot? – Sparkleson.  She's a lovable idiot tho.

Who's the friendliest? – Joey.

Who's the best? – Me-//shot.   But seriously they're all the best man.

RELATIONSHIP CRAP

What is a turn on? – I'm a major sap so sappy romantic shit gets me every time.  Biting and bondage and that kinda shit's great too.

What is a turn off? – BDSM without after-care.  That's like the biggest thing.  

What physical feature are you attracted to the most? – In basically everyone I really, really like eyes.  Bright eyes, green eyes, soul-suckingly dark eyes; like damn.  I'm also really attracted to lips and eyelashes on a girl and I tend to like people either taller and leaner than myself or shorter, cuter and stouter than me.

Best pick up line? – "You and me is my OTP."

What's the most irritating thing about them? – LACK OF COMMUNICATION AND DISAPPEARING FOR 6 MONTHS OUT OF NOWHERE AND RETURNING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU TWO DIPSHITS.

Could you live without them? – Literally no.  Every person I'm currently romantically interested in has saved my life multiple times, so, no.

Describe your ideal partner? – Listens to me, treats me equal, puts up with my fucking bullshit and communicates.  And double as a best friend.  Also able to make me smile and laugh and doesn't yell too loudly when/if we argue, because that shit can scare me.

What time is it now? 8:30am.  I procrastinated this a lot lmao.

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